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Vagabond

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2016, 05:22:12 AM »
While on my way to a job interview today, I received a call regarding another job and asking if I could come for an interview on Tuesday. I then proceeded to smash the interview. Oy vey, shekels ahoy!

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #31 on: June 17, 2016, 04:10:21 AM »
Awesome, man. I got a rejection email, so I'm counting on being able to return to the ski shop as a repairman come Labor Day. Until then, I'm spitting in coffees at Starbucks.

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #32 on: June 17, 2016, 11:06:20 AM »
Try to get some earwax in a macchiato.

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #33 on: June 17, 2016, 08:17:53 PM »
Peel back all of that sea-salted caramel and non-dairy creamer and you have one of the most dreadfully bland coffees I've ever had.  Starbucks should be ashamed of themselves as a coffee brand.

I only ever drink my coffee black*, and I see right through your admittedly brilliant business strategies, Starbucks you fiend.



*except when Dunkin Donuts puts out their ice cream flavors and I turn a little gay.

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2016, 09:16:37 PM »
I haven't eaten in 3-5 days, I don't even know.
+however many days between posts.

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2016, 04:02:20 AM »
I haven't eaten in 3-5 days, I don't even know.
+however many days between posts.

Bro, do you need, y'know, help? I mean, you're gonna die man. As a community of elitist metal snobs it is our primary objective to belittle others and to sexualize grotesque images, but hey, we're here for each other too.

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2016, 05:32:57 AM »
I haven't eaten in 3-5 days, I don't even know.
+however many days between posts.


Bro, do you need, y'know, help? I mean, you're gonna die man. As a community of elitist metal snobs it is our primary objective to belittle others and to sexualize grotesque images, but hey, we're here for each other too.

Fuck that. If he's starving himself to death the least he could do is stream it somewhere so we can all enjoy some furious onanism.

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2016, 06:05:07 AM »
MUH HANDOUT FISHING THO

no but seriously what gives, hombre.

Vagabond

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2016, 06:18:11 AM »
I just spent my weekend in Sydney eating like a fucking psycho and it was amazing.

Then tomorrow I have to go see my fucking lawyer, ugh. But on the bright side I'm meeting up with an attractive female afterwards to eat like a total psycho again.
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Re: Your present state
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2016, 03:03:05 PM »
I'm meeting up with an attractive female afterwards to eat like a total psycho again.


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Re: Your present state
« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2016, 10:01:21 AM »
Tomorrow I fight the hardest battle of my life. Send positive thoughts and goat hailz.


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Re: Your present state
« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2016, 09:43:53 PM »
I shall sacrifice two virgins tonight.  One for your success, and one for dinner.

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2016, 03:28:21 AM »
Got visitation rights and a parenting plan. BOOM!

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2016, 04:51:49 AM »
Told ya! Good to hear, man.

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Re: Your present state
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2016, 10:59:19 PM »
Congrats dude!